the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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