My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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