Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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