You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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