If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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