what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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