Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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