This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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