Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
