I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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