i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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