He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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