some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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