Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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