So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
