haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
he told me I talked like a deaf person
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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