? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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