love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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