We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
false alarm, still single
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