come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
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