We're like a lot better than the average bears
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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