Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
only you would photoshop your dick
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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