Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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