just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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