Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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