and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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