my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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