What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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