I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
