I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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