All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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