Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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