I have demons in me.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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