no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
Randomize
