Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
