well you can't waste a boner
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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