i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
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DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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