You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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