sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
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