remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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