I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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