Sry I called you an 8
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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