Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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