So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
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