the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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