you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I'm getting married
To pizza
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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