where am i from again
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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