so explain again why im purple
no
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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