forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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