I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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