Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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